I wish I could go back to high school with the knowledge I have now.

Man, that’d be so much fun.

I would have banged so many chicks.

Since now, at my advanced age, I know that chicks actually like sex and blog about it like 24/7…

When I was in high school I was pretty sure girls only had sex because guys wanted to.

I mean who would want a weird ass fleshy rod anywhere near their mouth?

Fuckin’ gross.

But hey, they love that shit, man.

I know that now.