This was back in like… 2007.

When I was just a young, up-and-coming internet fella.

I was gonna be the next big thing until I hurt my knee, then all my dreams of being an internet star came crashing down.

You need 2 good knees to make it on the internet and that’s just how it is.

5 years later, here I am…

No girls, no internet fame, no nothing!

*jumps off Golden Gate*