March 2012
Just a heads up, my birthday is March 26.
Might wanna start thinking about what you’re gonna get me.
I always preferred my shoes a little bit dirty.
Hated the pressure that came with having new shoes as a kid.
Making sure to avoid puddles or dirt or even walking on grass.
Fuck that, I like walking on grass so damnit I’m gonna do it!
Patiently waiting for summer and the bikini pics that come with it.
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I could go for a nice beer or 10.
I failed No Fap February on February 1st.
I think my parents are finally starting to want me out of the house, lol.
Oh well.
We had a good run.
Some of you Tumblr girls have the craziest tits, man.
They be looking different sizes in every picture you post.
I don’t understand it, but I don’t mind it.
Keeps things interesting.
bootsi:
seeking fine ass dread head that like to smoke blunts and cigarettes
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/m4w/2878299162.html
You look like you’re really good at sex.
Idk if this is weird or maybe even creepy but I’ve always liked watching people hit on each other.
Lol.
Like at parties or even on Tumblr.
Watching people flirt or even better… watching someone try to flirt and get shut down.
Always fun.
I think I’ve made more text posts in 2012 than I made in the previous 2+ years I’ve had a blog.
When I murdered all those Tumblr girls no one wrote me a letter…
That’s fucked up.
I had sex today.
No I didn’t.
Paypal me $20 and I’ll write your paper for you.
No guarantees on what grade you’ll get though.
February 2012
“White Out” (Fabolous x Tinie Tempah x...
I wonder how far I could get just sleeping on Tumblr people’s couches.
Just go from couch to couch, day by day until I get to… idk… New York or something.
I could probably get to like LA or something then I’d run out of Tumblr people I’m friendly enough with, lol.
I’ll be fuckin’ pissed if Jesus comes down and I get shit on because I don’t like his ass.
You wack for that, Jesus.
Bitches runnin’ wild, man.
Shoulda slammed her face in to the cake while the candles were still lit imho.
I wanna feel on some boobies.
Can you please autograph this picture that I may or may not have came on?
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andoutcamethewolf replied to your post: Lol, my mom just texted me from her room upstairs…
u were whistling Lady Marmalade, huh
I really really was.
Lol, my mom just texted me from her room upstairs telling me to stop whistling.
:(
Sorry, mom.
I’m seriously lacking in the “useful skills” department.
All the skills I do have fall under the “bullshit non-money makers” category.
Tumblr is getting Myspacey as fuck.
Stop it, yo.
Just stop it.
WatchBy far the most surprising thing in this video was his voice.
The hell…
“Wow, she can SANG!”
– My dad watching American Idol
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On a scale of 1 to 10…
How good are your boobs?
If you answer 7 or higher, expect to hear from me in the next few hours.
I want to be there when you finally decide to post your nipples on the internet.
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Listen
Lol when an 18 y/o says “they should make _____________ 18 and up only.”
You wasn’t saying that 3 months ago.
Shut up.
filthiest:
no one can resist black men
I can.
It’s not a tinychat unless there’s 7 shirtless males trying to look sexy for 2 fully clothed females.
Extremely Hard & Incredibly Moist, an xxx parody.
Watch