February 2011
kingcakemix asked: Are you the legendary turdchild23?
Quite bored.
http://fearthenoob.tumblr.com/ask
Let’s talk.
My favorite month is May.
Because that’s Jewish History Month and we get to learn all about Jews!
Woohoo.
Probably not going to follow you back if you have...
"wefbnwhjafberaer.JPG already exists. Do you want...
Man, what?
Why would you ever meet up with someone from the...
I don’t even mean like you’re using someone else’s pictures.
I mean like extremely photoshopped, to the point where it doesn’t even look like you.
Or all your pictures are from crazy angles so people can’t tell you’re 280 pounds heavier than your pictures suggest.
Or cropping out the fact that you have 2 thumbs on each hand.
You’re just asking for...
January 2011
WatchRill Rill - Sleigh Bells
I wish I was good at something and had an...
So that I could sell-out and be rich and while my old fans are poor and mad.
When you see your best friend somewhere...
ginagomez:
And then you see that they’re hanging out with all your other friends and you’re like “WTF WHY DIDN’T YOU CALL ME?” and you slip in to a deep depression because you have no real friends and you decide to kill yourself but pussy out and end up taking 3 advil because you actually don’t want to die, you just want your headache to go away so you can...
I want to be a real life hobo.
Riding around on cargo trains wearing dirty plaid shirts.
With a laptop so I could blog about my hobo adventures, of course.
Every Saturday.
Me, coming out of my room at 2pm: Good morning.
Mom: There's sandwich stuff in the fridge.
1 tag
Mom: Did you go to your doctor's appointment?
Me: No, it's on Friday.
Mom: Today is Friday.
Me: Then no.
Matching socks has never been much of a priority...
I haven't been stressed in over 3 years.
I’ve forgotten what it feels like to have pressure placed upon you.
To have deadlines.
I avoid stress by not having bullshit friends.
Also accepting the fact that it’s ok to be male and not to get laid all the time helps.
I can never decide what I wanna eat.
Fuck.
I just know I’m hungry.
Proof that you don't need to wash jeans. →
Where did you ffffind all those cool pictures on...
You’re such an individual who appreciates art.
I like college towns.
It’s kinda cool walking around and everyone being your age.
The waiters at restaurants.
The people working at the movie theater.
The people who work at Baby Gap.
You get to see them all on the weekends, totally shitfaced.
Wish my dad would stop expecting me to fix...
He just downloads whatever the fuck he wants on his computer.
I think he just googles “VIRUS” and downloads everything he finds because his computer is fucked up.
And then I tell him I dunno how to fix his flaming monitor and he gets mad.
He said “WHAT ARE YOU EVEN GOING TO SCHOOL FOR IF YOU CAN’T FIX A COMPUTER?”
He was being sarcastic, but ya.
He wants to buy a...
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN WATCH MEAN GIRLS 2?
I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS FILM.
I keep having dreams about this girl.
She’s a total psycho.
But she’s cute so I have sex with her anyways.