January 2010
Plans for the day:
12:00pm, wake up. √
12:30pm, get out of bed. √
12:45pm, eat a bagel. √
6:00pm, get a call and invite to a raging party.
9:55pm, show up to raging party.
10:00pm - 11:55pm, drink lots of beer.
11:59pm, find a spot next to a semi-drunk, semi-hot girl to kiss at midnight.
12:05am, make sweet sweet love to said semi-drunk, semi-hot girl.
12:07am, stop making sweet sweet love to said...
December 2009
Who's alive?
When work feels overwhelming...
Remember that you’re going to die.
I really need to take a shower, I smell terrible.
trappinandfappin:
fearthenoob:
But I’m so tired.
Too tired to find clean clothes.
Maybe too tired to take off the dirty ones.
-crawls in to shower fully dressed.
What the fuck is your deal?
Dang, can I live?
Quit hounding me.
I really need to take a shower, I smell terrible.
But I’m so tired.
Too tired to find clean clothes.
Maybe too tired to take off the dirty ones.
-crawls in to shower fully dressed.
Little leather couch.
So comfy to sit in.
Not so comfy to sleep in.
Good thing my mom is making me fried eggs on toast.
It’s a cure-all.
SHE WAS LOOKIN’ KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER...
Waaaaaaaaah, I was born in the 80's and I'm old as...
Your AIM... what is it?
(Plz type something in the answer box so I look popular.)
I am far too dependent on my internet friends at...
When they’re not entertaining me (or even trying), I don’t know what the fuck to do with myself.
Do I wanna play CoD?
Do I wanna watch porn?
Do I wanna hang myself?
If I don’t post after this, I chose the third option.
I'm finally home.
Where’s the party?
Fffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttpppppppp...
My car won’t start.
Even though I was just gonna drive it down to the shop right now, it still sucks.
Calling toetruck.
Note too self: Fuck Jettas.
Is it wrong to masturbate on Christmas?
What if you’re a Jew?
2 hours of ice skating is way too long.
Worst part about it was after I took the skates off I still felt like I was skating.
Walking around like a drunk person, both legs limping.
I can't decide if I want to go to sleep or watch...
Either way I have to wake up in 5 hours.
Decisions, decisions…
I used to be able to dance well...
theblack:
I don’t know what happened….
Don’t worry, dude.
I tell people the same thing.
Click play.
Sing.
Hey, someone really popular reblog this so I can...
I’ll paypal you $0.01
I'm going to Good Will to buy a nice used...
As some people I know are having a party the day after Christmas where you must wear a Christmas sweater…
We will likely be doing nothing but drinking any left over alcohol from the day/night before and laughing at the guy who didn’t wear a shirt under his low quality wool sweater.
But it should be fun.
I’ll probably post a pic of the sweater I get if I think it’s ugly...
If Trey Songz invented sex ...
trappinandfappin:
blasterdation:
elfotografo:
ziggdidwhat:
trappinandfappin:
Who invented butt sex?
Think on these things, y’all.
Drake.
ummmm i think the term sex would cover all of this….unless he was like vaginal sex….or oral sex…you think they would be specific
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I don’t think the song would be nearly as big as it is if he had to clarify...