I felt really drunk like… a second ago.

Idk what happened.

Hello?

Uhhh…

Hello?

Lol, so I just got back from the club for my friend’s birthday.

We got bottle service, you know, because we ballin’.

So I spent the first hour or so just getting good and toasty off Goose.

Then went to the dance floor, scoped it out a little, realized I can’t dance without a drink in my hand otherwise I just feel/look retarded.

So I went to get a beer, came back…

Had, maybe the finest girl of all time, rub her butt on my crotch for roughly 8 to 10 minutes then, idk.

We left and got In-n-out and came home.

Good night, bruh.

Lmao, my finger is all cut up from opening beer bottles with my house keys last night.

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