kingcakemix:
fuck the FUCK OFF bully

Thought this message was gonna be from a cute girl.

Nope.

This update taking forever got dang

updating to ios 8 so if you’re trying to text me right now TOO BAD I CANNOT BE REACHED YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE

Brb, brushing my teeth.

i wonder what it’s like to be one of those dudes who is constantly getting titties submitted to him on tumblr for no reason.

do they feel like the king of the world?

do they get bored of seeing boobies?

Anonymous:
post a picture of yourself god please

i will not!

hi