Burnt my thumb handling a hot toasted bagel.
today i had a very rare day off
what did I do?
well, after I woke up at about 3:45pm i went to the store and got some milk because my mom said the night before “it sure would be nice if someone bought some milk tomorrow while i’m at work” which basically means “better be some got dang milk in the fridge when I get home tomorrow otherwise I’m gonna have to start charging you rent”.
that’s all i did.
Last night I had a dream where everyone I met would just shove their fingers in my mouth. It was weird as hell.
There were real life people, tumblr people, famous people, everyone.
I kept like bumping in to someone I know like “man today has been so weird. everyone keeps shoving their-…” then that’d person shove their fingers in my mouth.
It wasn’t sexual like fingers-in-the-mouth can sometimes be.
*turns on grainy video camera*
March 10, 2014:
I still don’t have any enemies. Everybody I’ve ever met seems to like me, or at least not dislike me. Unsure how other humans have so many volatile relationships. It seems to easy to be friendly. Will continue to try and discover the root of apparent necessity for drama and anger on this planet.
That’s it for now.
*turns off grainy video camera*
Why did god have to curse me with good vision? I’m sad I’ll never get to be a cool guy with glasses in my 20’s. Maybe when I’m 40 but those will just be for reading. Dangit! Life isn’t fair!